Google – Dreaming about Google almost certainly means that you are deep into conspiracy theories, government shutdowns or have a secret crush for one of the company’s uber cute execs. If you hide a secret crush for one of these men, give it up. They are way too good for you. Seriously, who dreams about da Google? You must spend way too much time behind a computer screen searching things like cat videos and Strong Bad. Da Google is great and all, but to have it crop up in your dreams represents a serious problem in your mental stability.